Rant mode: Role-players

This is kind of weird seeing as I am in fact:
A) A role-player
and B) A mod on F-list
I'm a staff mod and a chat mod to be specific, which basically means I answer trouble tickets and watch people talk about how big they're dicks are in the chat-rooms. I'm not really trying to bash F-list or any specific members per-say, just some of the more undesirables. I'm not trying to bash people for liking a certain kink either..I mean to each their own right? You like scat and waterspouts? Good for you, just keep it out of my cereal and we'll be fine. Now that all that is out of the way...

What is it with people who feel that they are entitled to an RP whenever they contact you anyway? I cant count how many times Ive had to read a ticket about someone harassing people offsite when they dont get they're daily dog cock fix (sadly F-list doesn't have a good offsite harassment rule..my only gripe with an otherwise good site :C). Are these people that lonely and depraved that they HAVE to RP whenever they start a conversation? This just goes to show that some furries take this shit a little too seriously. Then there are those really hopeless fucks who'll go as far as threaten you with violence like the online version of a really crazed and obsessive spouse. Thats what these people are, crazed spouses..except no one puts up with they're shit offline so what do they do? Pull on the wife-beater online. As if that wasn't bad enough we have to deal with these suicidal fuckwits. Ive dealt with a few of these actually, and ONCE is more then enough. If you're going to kill yourself over an online role-playing session then you have some serious issues. If you ever think you should threaten someone with suicide over anything, let me stop you right here and tell you that online no one cares, so just keep it to yourself.

And thats not even why Im ranting like this. Im on rant mode because of the profiles I have to read that look like this:

''Hi shi's name is Amy. Shi lieks hanging out and havng fun w/ u. When shi is shi will normly be vry hapy w/ u and want 2 play. ^____^''

Please keep in mind that this is what I saw on someone's page. I'm no grammar nazi but there is absolutely no reason anyone with any understanding of basic English should write like this--and then complain when they dont get people to ''liek Amy''; this shit inst cute. I keep having to tell people that just because I like perfect grammar doesn't mean I demand it. I dont mind spelling errors..I dont mind the missed punctuation mark here or there. I mind when it looks like I'm RP'ing with a fucking two year old.

Bottom line, you jerks are making us look bad when we didn't have a good image to begin with. While I'm at it I'm going to quote Silverautomatic in regards to the grammar issue.

if u type lik dis i wil h8 u 4ever